Rainbow-decorated pride cookie cake with colorful frosting, sprinkles, and bold lettering spelling out Rainbow-decorated gourmet cookie cake with colorful frosting, sprinkles, and bold lettering spelling out
LOVE IS LOVE $55.00
Love out loud, support a friend or family. LOVE IS LOVE.  Our decadent O(M)G chocolate chunk sea salt cookie is glammed up with edible glitter, royal icing border, sprinkles, and optional fondant-sprinkle letters. Choose a preset message, custom message, or blank (icing only). Customize any theme with any custom message (19 characters max including spaces and special characters ?!&$#@+*%🤘✌️and❤️; simply highlight and copy into your message). Other special characters cannot be accommodated.  We use royal icing (aka hard sugar cookie icing) to arrive intact without refrigeration; intended as decoration only.  Thick 9" cake serves 8-10 or more depending how you slice it. Our custom shipping boxes have a compartment to store cookies below the cake. Add-on a pack of cookies + make it a party! Shipping:  Cookie cakes ship Tuesdays or Wednesdays only via UPS Ground or Overnight/2-Day, location dependent. Orders placed after 8pm ET Monday will ship the following week. Each cake arrives shrink-wrapped in our custom "graffiti" shipping boxes with instructions. Add a hand-written gift note at checkout free of charge. Local Delivery + Pickup: Available on our normal bakery schedule by preorder and packaged in our hot pink bakery boxes with black grosgrain ribbon. 
Sweet Revenge Sweet Revenge
Sweet Revenge $55.00
Get sweet revenge on your ex or throw a divorce party for your bestie. Whatever the reason, revenge is a dish best served warm--and preferably, a la mode.  Our decadent O(M)G chocolate chunk sea salt cookie is glammed up with edible glitter, royal icing border, sprinkles, and optional fondant-sprinkle letters. Choose a preset message, custom message, or blank (icing only). Customize any theme with any custom message (19 characters max including spaces and special characters ?!&$#@+*%🤘✌️and❤️; simply highlight ad copy into your message). Other special characters cannot be accommodated.  We use royal icing (aka hard sugar cookie icing) to arrive intact without refrigeration; intended as decoration only.  Thick 9" cake serves 8-10 or more depending how you slice it. Our custom shipping boxes have a compartment to store cookies below the cake. Newly divorced? Bundle with a pack of cookies and make it a divorce party! Shipping:  Cookie cakes ship Tuesdays or Wednesdays only via UPS Ground or Overnight/2-Day, location dependent. Orders placed after 8pm ET Monday will ship the following week. Each cake arrives shrink-wrapped in our custom "graffiti" shipping boxes with instructions. Add a hand-written gift note at checkout free of charge. Local Delivery + Pickup: Available on our normal bakery schedule and packaged in our hot pink bakery boxes with black grosgrain ribbon. 
COOKIE CAKE decorated with colorful frosting, sprinkles, and bold blue lettering that reads Chocolate chip cookie cake decorated with colorful frosting, sprinkles, and bold blue lettering that reads
Emotional Support Cakes $55.00
These cakes are officially certified by us as ESF (Emotional Support Food). It's very scientific, very official. Our decadent O(M)G chocolate chunk sea salt cookie is glammed up with edible glitter, royal icing border, sprinkles, and optional fondant-sprinkle letters. Choose a preset message, custom message, or blank (icing only). Customize any theme with any custom message (19 characters max including spaces and special characters ?!&$#@+*%🤘✌️and❤️; simply highlight and copy into your message). Other special characters cannot be accommodated.  We use royal icing (aka hard sugar cookie icing) to arrive intact without refrigeration; intended as decoration only.  Thick 9" cake serves 8-10 or more depending how you slice it.  Our custom shipping boxes have a compartment to store cookies below the cake. Add-on a pack of cookies + make it a party! Shipping:  Cookie cakes ship Tuesdays or Wednesdays only via UPS Ground or Overnight/2-Day, location dependent. Orders placed after 8pm ET Monday will ship the following week. Each cake arrives shrink-wrapped in our custom "graffiti" shipping boxes with instructions. Add a hand-written gift note at checkout free of charge. Local Delivery and Pickup: Available on our normal bakery schedule by preorder and packaged in our hot pink bakery boxes with black grosgrain ribbon. 
Hey, Babycakes Hey, Babycakes
Hey, Babycakes $55.00
New babies get enough cute stuff, but what about Mom? Whichever way the stork brought the new bundle, one thing is certain for the new parents: cookie cake now counts as breakfast. Our decadent O(M)G chocolate chunk sea salt cookie is glammed up with edible glitter, royal icing border, sprinkles, and optional fondant-sprinkle letters. Choose a preset message, custom message, or blank (icing only). Customize any theme with any custom message (19 characters max including spaces and special characters ?!&$#@+*%🤘✌️and❤️; simply highlight and copy into your message). Other special characters cannot be accommodated.  We use royal icing (aka hard sugar cookie icing) to arrive intact without refrigeration; intended as decoration only.  Thick 9" cake serves 8-10 or more depending how you slice it.  Our custom shipping boxes have a compartment to store cookies below the cake. Bundle with a pack of our lactation cookies for the nursing mom! Shipping:  Cookie cakes ship Tuesdays or Wednesdays only via UPS Ground or Overnight/2-Day, location dependent. Orders placed after 8pm ET Monday will ship the following week. Each cake arrives shrink-wrapped in our custom "graffiti" shipping boxes with instructions. Add a hand-written gift note at checkout free of charge. Local Delivery and Pickup: Available on our normal bakery schedule by preorder and packaged in our hot pink bakery boxes with black grosgrain ribbon. 
Mermicorn Party! Mermicorn Party!
Mermicorn Party! $55.00
Get whimsical with a theme inspired by mermaids + unicorns. Our decadent O(M)G chocolate chunk sea salt cookie is glammed up with edible glitter, royal icing border, sprinkles, and optional fondant-sprinkle letters. Choose a preset message, custom message, or blank (icing only). Customize any theme with any custom message (19 characters max including spaces and special characters ?!&$#@+*%🤘✌️and❤️; simply highlight and copy into your message). Other special characters cannot be accommodated.  We use royal icing (hard sugar cookie icing) to arrive intact without refrigeration; intended as decoration only.  Thick 9" cake serves 8-10 or more depending how you slice it.  Our custom shipping boxes have a compartment to store cookies below the cake. Bundle with a pack of cookies and make it a party!  Shipping:  Cookie cakes ship Tuesdays or Wednesdays only via UPS Ground or Overnight/2-Day, location dependent. Orders placed after 8pm ET Monday will ship the following week. Each cake arrives shrink-wrapped in our custom "graffiti" shipping boxes with instructions. Add a hand-written gift note at checkout free of charge. Local Delivery + Pickup: Available on our normal bakery schedule by preorder and packaged in our hot pink bakery boxes with black grosgrain ribbon.  
Cake Cutting Practice Cake Cutting Practice
Cake Cutting Practice $55.00
Engagement? Bridal shower? Say congrats with a little cake cutting practice! Our decadent O(M)G chocolate chunk sea salt cookie is glammed up with edible glitter, royal icing border, sprinkles, and optional fondant-sprinkle letters. Choose a preset message, custom message, or blank (icing only). Customize any theme with any custom message (19 characters max including spaces and special characters ?!&$#@+*%🤘✌️and❤️; simply highlight and copy into your message). Other special characters cannot be accommodated.  We use royal icing (aka hard sugar cookie icing) to arrive intact without refrigeration; intended as decoration only.  Thick 9" cake serves 8-10 or more depending how you slice it.  Our custom shipping boxes have a compartment to store cookies below the cake. Add-on a pack of cookies + make it a party! Shipping:  Cookie cakes ship Tuesdays or Wednesdays only via UPS Ground or Overnight/2-Day, location dependent. Orders placed after 8pm ET Monday will ship the following week. Each cake arrives shrink-wrapped in our custom "graffiti" shipping boxes with instructions. Add a hand-written gift note at checkout free of charge. Local Delivery and Pickup: Available on our normal bakery schedule by preorder and packaged in our hot pink bakery boxes with black grosgrain ribbon. 
Festive birthday cookie cake with colorful frosting, sprinkles, and bold pink lettering spelling out Decadent cookie cake with bright frosting, sprinkles, and bold pink lettering spelling out
(Im)Mature Birthday $55.00
For those who refuse to count birthdays...or calories. We may be "mature" but we'll never grow up. ;) Our decadent O(M)G chocolate chunk sea salt cookie is glammed up with edible glitter, royal icing border, sprinkles, and optional fondant-sprinkle letters. Choose a preset message, custom message, or blank (icing only). Customize any theme with any custom message (19 characters max including spaces and special characters ?!&$#@+*%🤘✌️and❤️; simply highlight and copy into your message). Other special characters cannot be accommodated.  We use royal icing (hard sugar cookie icing) to arrive intact without refrigeration; intended as decoration only.  Thick 9" cake serves 8-10 or more depending how you slice it. Our custom shipping boxes have a compartment to store cookies below the cake. Add-on a pack of cookies + make it a party! Shipping:  Cookie cakes ship Tuesdays or Wednesdays only via UPS Ground or Overnight/2-Day, location dependent. Orders placed after 8pm ET Monday will ship the following week. Each cake arrives shrink-wrapped in our custom "graffiti" shipping boxes with instructions. Add a hand-written gift note at checkout free of charge. Local Delivery + Pickup: Available by preorder on our normal bakery schedule and packaged in our hot pink bakery boxes with black grosgrain ribbon.